Most Of The Longer-term Relationships I've Known

The Fear Of Health Care Changing Is Beyond Belief. Like There's A Way To Make The System Worse. Really?

All Food Is Comfort Food. Maybe I Just Like To Chew.

I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In The Morning, And Then I Don't Have To Show Up To Work Until 14 Hours Later.

Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler.

Earth Day Was Created Because We Were Doing A Lot Of Drugs, More Drugs Than You Could Ever F@*! Imagine. And So We Came Up With Earth Day, So We'd Have One Day That Would Remind Us What Planet We Were Living On.