Most Of My Friends Are Women -

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'... They Say 'president', We Say 'stupid Psychopathic Git.

First Off, I Have To Mention What Is Undoubtedly The Greatest Phenomenon Of The Modern Era: All You Can Eat Buffets.

I Think That My Ideas Of The World Are That It's Random And Cruel But Kind Of Quite Comical Really, And Therefore The Humour, In A Sense, Springs From That.

I've Been Going To Granada For Many Years And 12 Years Ago Bought A House A Few Miles Outside The City.