Most Men Will Go Farther To Give

Man, Them Engagement Rings, Boy, They Cost A Lot. I Was Looking At 'em. Cost Like A Thousand Bucks, Two Thousand Bucks, Y'know. Three Thousand Bucks. Something Like That- Four Thousand Bucks. Big Number Divisible By A Thousand, Anyways.

Jealousy Seldom Punishes With The Severity It Suffers.

I Like Doing A Funny Show Where I Don't Have To Act And Fall In Love With A Girl.

You Can't Love Your Team Without Hating Another Team.

When I Started In Canada, I Just Did Stand-up.