I Like Doing A Funny Show Where

In Love, We Are Best Pleased When We Please Others.

You Know, With Hitler, The More I Learn About That Guy, The More I Don't Care For Him.

The Man That Does Not Fear Punishment, Little Regards Crime.

It's A Very Odd Thing With Hollywood, Where You Do Stand-up, You're Good At It, Then They Go, "how Would You Like To Be A Horrible Actor?" Then You Say, "all Right, That Sounds Good. I'll Do That."

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.