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The Only People Who Are Not In Awe Of Emerson's Powerful Voice And Well-nigh Superhuman Strength Are The Members Of His Own Family. He Is Aware Of This, And Often Complains About It; So From Time To Time I Like To Put On A Little Show Of Being Intimidated. 'proceed, My Dear,' I Said Apologetically.

Emerson,' I Said, Choosing My Words With Care, 'it Is A Sheer Drop From The Cleft Down To The Base Of The Cliff. If You Are Bent On Breaking Your Arm Or Your Leg Or Your Neck Or All Three, Find A Place Closer To Home So We Won't Have To Carry You Such A Distance.

A Fondness For Martyrdom, Especially Of The Verbal Variety, Is Common To The Young.

If All Else Fails, We Will Simply Have To Drug Our Attendants, Overpower The Guards, Raise The Oppressed Peasants To Arms, And Take Over The Government.

Marriage, In My View, Should Be A Balanced Stalemate Between Equal Adversaries.