More Words Ain't Good For Anything In

Take Me Ham Away, Take Away My Eggs, Even My Chili, But Leave Me My Newspaper.

Everything Is Funny, As Long As It's Happening To Somebody Else.

How Is The Government Going To Get The Extra Taxes? Out Of The Rich, Or Just Out Of The Poor, As Usual?

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.

Mothers Are The Only Race Of People That Speak The Same Tongue. A Mother In Manchuria Could Converse With A Mother In Nebraska And Never Miss A Word.