Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.

Al Roker Said I Am 80 Years 'young'; It's Like Saying Al Roker Is 320 Pounds 'thin'.