Millions Do Not Always Add Up To

In Business We Cut Each Others' Throats, But Now And Then We Sit Around The Same Table And Behave-for The Sake Of The Ladies.

I've Just Been A Machine For Making Money. I Seem To Have Spent My Life In A Golden Tunnel Looking For The Outlet Which Would Lead To Happiness. But The Tunnel Kept Going On. After My Death There Will Be Nothing Left.

Wealth Comes From Knowing What Others Do Not Know.

The Only Rule Is There Are No Rules.

Since I'm Known As A 'rich Person', I Feel I Have To Tip At Least $5 Each Time I Check My Coat. On Top Of That, I Would Have To Wear A Very Expensive Coat, And It Would Have To Be Insured. Added Up, Without A Topcoat I Save Over $20,000 A Year.