Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer

Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

If We Lacked Imagination Enough To Foresee Something Better, Life Would Indeed Be A Tragedy.

Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices.

No Committee Could Ever Come Up With Anything As Revolutionary As A Camel - Anything As Practical And As Perfectly Designed To Perform Effectively Under Such Difficult Conditions.

Few Of Us Ever Test Our Powers Of Deduction, Except When Filling Out An Income Tax Form