Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

In A Hierarchy Every Employee Tends To Rise To His Level Of Incompetence ... In Time Every Post Tends To Be Occupied By An Employee Who Is Incompetent To Carry Out Its Duties ... Work Is Accomplished By Those Employees Who Have Not Yet Reached Their Level Of Incompetence.

A Bureaucrat's Idea Of Cleaning Up His Files Is To Make A Copy Of Every Paper Before He Destroys It.

Home Is Where The College Student Home For The Holidays Isn't.

Middle Age Is When It Takes Longer To Rest Than To Get Tired.

If A Cluttered Desk Is The Sign Of A Cluttered Mind, What Is The Significance Of A Clean Desk?