Incompetence Plus Incompetence Equals Incompetence.

There Are Two Sorts Of Losers - The Good Loser, And The One Who Can't Act.

An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows A Man How Smart He Would Have Been Not To Have Taken It.

Middle Age Is When Anything New In The Way You Feel Is Most Likely A Symptom.

. . . If You Can Tell The Difference Between Good Advice And Bad Advice, You Don't Need Advice.

A Bore Is A Person Who Lights Up The Room Simply By Leaving It.