If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

Men Who Consistently Leave The Toilet Seat Up Secretly Want Women To Get Up To Go The Bathroom In The Middle Of The Night And Fall In.

There Are Different Kinds Of Humor, Some Is Sarcastic, Some Introspective. Introspective Fit My Personality Better.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.