Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny.

I Have A Daughter Who I Love Very Much, I Hire Women, I've Worked With Women, I've Never Had An Issue With Women.

Rich People Don't Pay Taxes? Of Course They Pay Taxes - They Pay Tons In Taxes. They Pay For Everyone Else Who Doesn't Pay Taxes.

I Think If You Create Something And You Get An Audience For It, Then The Monetization Part Is Really Secondary.

When I'm In Power, Here's How I'm Gonna Put The Country Back On Its Feet. I'm Going To Put Sterilizing Agents In The Following Products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, And Thick-crust Pizza. Only The 'tardiest Of The 'tards Like The Thick Crust.

Maybe I'm Delusional But I'm Usually Funny. It's Not 100% But I Have A Pretty Good Batting Average.