Maybe God Is An Asshole...of Course Not,

I've Met A Lot Of People Who've Lost Their Jobs And They Still Have A Sense Of Humor.

The Ability To Just Sit There. That's Being A Person.

It's Just A Big Excuse To Say Awful Things.

Breaking Records Is Not Something You Expect To Be Doing. That's Like A Sports Thing, It's Not Usually A Comedy And Writing Thing.

If You Do Something And People Think You're Stupid, Just Go For Crazy. You Get More Respect That Way Because Nobody Likes Stupid People.