I Get Mad Like Anybody Else Does,

Friends Should Always Tell You The Truth. But Please Don’t.

Dating Is Horrible, It's Awful. I Don't Get It. It's Like You're Standing There: 'hi. Do You Want To Have Sex And Later Wish You Hadn't?' It's Horrible. And It's Awkward At 42 Because I Don't Have The Body Or The Drive. I Just Sit In The Car And Hope Somebody Gets In.

Stereotypically Speaking Feminists Can't Take A Joke. ::audience Boo:: See?

When I Got Divorced, I Thought 'well, There Goes My Act.'

It's Hard To Know Where Your Thoughts Come From, Especially When You Have A Thirst For Material Because You Need It Professionally.