Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once

Elvis Said, Miss Minnie, Do You Think It Would Be Out Of Order If I Go Up And Speak To General Stewart? I've Always Been Such A Fan Of His. So Elvis Went Up To Speak To The Stewarts.

My Husband Was A Pilot. He Flew Elvis When Elvis First Started Making Appearances Around The Country.

Colonel Parker Asked Henry And Me To Come To Elvis' Suite And Have Breakfast. There Were At Least Five Policemen Stationed Up There. He Was Talking On The Telephone.

Marriage Is Like A Hot Bath; Once You Get Used To It, It Ain't So Hot.

Kissing A Man With A Beard Is A Lot Like Going To A Picnic. You Don't Mind Going Through A Little Bush To Get There!