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I Like Things That Are Immature And Offbeat And Bizarre. Random Jokes. Weird Stuff. And Stupid. Stupid Is The Highest Compliment A Person Can Pay To Me.

A Sign Now Of Success With A Certain Audience When You Do A Short Comedy Piece, Anywhere, Is That It Gets On Youtube And Gets Around. It's Always Something You're Thinking About Unconsciously.

Sometimes It Is Difficult To Remember, But Other Times It Is Very Easy To Remember. Sleep Deprivation Is The Killer.

You Are Graduating From College. That Means That This Is The First Day Of The Last Day Of Your Life. No, That's Wrong. This Is The Last Day Of The First Day Of School. Nope, That's Worse. This Is A Day.

I'm A Comedian, And I Decided I Wanted To Be A Comedian When I Was Eight Years Old Watching Old Saturday Night Live Episodes. I Never Decided To Be A Rapper Because I'm Not A Rapper.