Many People Will Laugh At The Drop

The Cat: An Animal That's So Unpredictable, You Can Never Tell In Advance How It Will Ignore You The Next Time.

There Is Nothing More Dignified Than A Corpse.

Definition Of A Statistician: A Man Who Believes Figures Don't Lie, But Admits Than Under Analysis Some Of Them Won't Stand Up Either.

The Survival Of The Fittest Is Going To Make Some Man Very Lonesome Some Day.

Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep Growing Without Nourishment.