Ego: The Only Thing That Can Keep

There's Only One Kind Of Common Sense But A Thousand Varieties Of Stupidity.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

The Car Was Invented As A Convenient Place To Sit Out Traffic Jams

The Only Thing More Certain Than The Hatred Of Enemies Is The Envy Of Friends.

Some Women Get Divorces On The Grounds Of Incompatibility; Others, On Just The First Two Syllables.