Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets

You Know Those Little Snow Globes That You Shake Up? I Always Thought My Brain Was Sort Of Like That. You Know, Where You Just Give It A Shake And Watch What Comes Out And Shake It Again. It's Like That.

He Has Been Known By Many Names: Lucifer, Beelzabub, Belial, The Prince Of Lies, Satan, And At A Party Once An Obnoxious Drunk Kept Calling Him "dude."

Man Swims In Shark Infested Waters, Forgets He's Shark Food.

Hot Oil! We Need Hot Oil!... Forget The Water Balloons!

Theme-park Approach To Nature. We Judge Plants And Animals By Whether They're Entertaining To Us. We Gravitate Toward Animals And Plants That Are Big, Dramatic, Beautiful And At Eye-level.