Make Film, Shoot Film, Run Film. Do

You May Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, But You'll Get Them To Work Harder If You Use A Flyswatter.

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.

From 1936 On, I Have Taken More Falls Than Any Other 20 Comedians Put Together. From The Time I Was 21, I've Taken Them On Everything From Clay Courts To Cement To Wood Floors, Coming Off Pianos, Going Out A Two-story Window, Landing On Dean, Falling Into The Rough. You Do That And You're Gonna Have Problems.

I've Had The Greatest Respect For My Work In This Country By Americans. Critics Have No Brains.

I Am Probably The Most Selfish Man You Will Ever Meet In Your Life. No One Gets The Satisfaction Or The Joy That I Get Out Of Seeing Kids Realize There Is Hope.