Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.