My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.