Luckily, I've Never Been Offered A Directing

In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is The 8 Hours When We Stop Killing Each Other And Gratuitous Over Eating Is Encouraged So That The Starving And Other People In The World Can Die!

Comedy Is Not Commercial; It Is Risky, Because What Is Funny In One Place Isn't Always Funny Somewhere Else.

I Don't Make Crappy Movies. I Spend Two Or Three Years Making A Film. I Don't Take Myself Seriously, But I Take My Movies Very Seriously.

There Is No Way I Could Have Ever Dared To Make A Documentary, Much Less Have The Money To Make A Documentary, If It Was On 16mm. But, With The Magic Of Digital.

The Person Who Goes To The Troma Movie Knows That He Or She May Love The Troma Movie Or, He Or She May Hate The Troma Movie; But The Movie Goer Knows That He Or She Will Never Forget The Troma Movie.