The Key Is To Get To Know

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.

Tv Was The Boogey Man When I Was Growing Up. Video Games Are The Boogey Man Now. The Novel Was Once A Boogey Man. Books About Lowborn People Doing Lowborn Things Were Once Considered A Real Assault On People's Morals. Maybe Some Day Video Games Will Be Looked On As A Good Thing, But Personally I Don't See It.

If You're Smart, You'll Always Be Humble. You Can Learn All You Want, But There'll Always Be Somebody Who's Never Read A Book Who'll Know Twice What You Know.

My Entire Life Has Been An Attempt To Get Back To The Kind Of Feelings You Have On A Field. The Sense Of Brotherhood, The Esprit De Corps, The Focus - There Being No Past Or Future, Just The Ball. As Trite As It Sounds, I Was Happiest Playing Ball.

People… They Don’t Write Anymore – They Blog. Instead Of Talking, They Text, No Punctuation, No Grammar: Lol This And Lmfao That. You Know, It Just Seems To Me It’s Just A Bunch Of Stupid People Pseudo-communicating With A Bunch Of Other Stupid People In A Proto-language That Resembles More What Cavemen Used To Speak Than The King’s English.