Look At Where Jesus Went To Pick

If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito, They Put On A Fake Beard Or Mustache. If I Wanted To I'd Just Shave Mine Off.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.