If Most People Wanted To Be Incognito,

You Might Be A Redneck If You Hammer Bottle Caps Into The Frame Of Your Front Door To Make It Look Nice.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

I've Got Nothing Against Tattoos. I Don't Have One Myself. If I Did, It Would Be Right There Next To My Watch. It Would Say "your Wife's Birthday Is August 2nd, Your Anniversary Is September 18th, Don't Let Ron White Drive Your Car Again."

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?