Logic: The Art Of Thinking And Reasoning

Conservative, N: A Statesman Who Is Enamored Of Existing Evils, As Distinguished From The Liberal Who Wishes To Replace Them With Others.

While Your Friend Holds You Affectionately By Both Your Hands, You Are Safe, For You Can Watch Both His.

Republic, N. A Nation In Which, The Thing Governing And The Thing Governed Being The Same, There Is Only A Permitted Authority To Enforce An Optional Obedience.

If You Would Be Accounted Great By Your Contemporaries, Be Not Too Much Greater Than They.

Pie, N. An Advance Agent Of The Reaper Whose Name Is Indigestion.