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One Of These Suburbs Is Actually Named Stalingrad, Which Goes To Show That The French Have Learned Nothing About Politics Since They Guillotined All The Smart People In 1793.

I Have, Of All The Inglorious Things, A Malignant Hemorrhoid. What Color Bracelet Does One Wear For That? And Where Does One Wear It? And What Slogan Is Apropos? Perhaps That Slogan Can Be Sewn In Needlepoint Around The Ruffle On A Cover For My Embarrassing Little Doughnut Buttocks Pillow.

When You Think Of The Good Old Days, Think One Word: Dentistry.

Politics Is The Business Of Getting Power And Privilege Without Possessing Merit

I Don't Think I'll Ever Be A Real Boat Reporter. My Rolex Isn't Big Enough.