Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

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Even Though I'm A Leftist. I Think The Left Eats Its Own.

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