Even Though I'm A Leftist. I Think

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

The Word 'hero' Has Been Bandied About A Lot To Refer To Anyone Killed In Afghanistan Or Iraq. But Anyone Who Voluntarily Goes To Afghanistan Or Iraq [as A Soldier] Is Fighting For An Evil Cause Under An Evil Commander In Chief.

Imagine Foreign Troops Sitting Idly, Laughing As Hooligans Trashed The Smithsonian, Stole The Gold From Fort Knox And Burned Down The Department Of The Interior. That Was Us In Iraq.

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.