Life Doesn't Imitate Art, It Imitates Bad

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

I'm A Creature Of The New York City Streets.

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.

As A Boy, I Was Ashamed To Wear Glasses. I Memorized The Eye Chart, And Then On The Test They Asked Essay Questions.

Drama, It Would Be As If You Wrote Some Poetry. You'd Run The Risk Of Being Embarrassed If People Read It, Because You're Pouring Your Heart Out And You're Not Mitigating It With Any Humor Or Anything.