I Don't Believe In The After Life,

Sex Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing.

I Believe There Is Something Out There Watching Us. Unfortunately, It's The Government.

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

You're A Genius! And The Proof Is That Both Common People And Intellectuals Find Your Work Completely Incoherent.