Learn At Least Two Classic Ballroom Dances,

Be Able To Tell Whether Garments That Look Good On The Hanger Actually Look Good On You

The Squeaky Wheel May Get The Most Oil, But It's Also The First To Be Replaced.

Know How Your Representatives Stand On Major National Or State Issues.

Be Able To Sneeze Without Sounding Ridiculous. That Means Neither Stifling Yourself Or Spraying Your Immediate Vicinity.

If You Never Heard Opportunity Knock, Maybe You're Never At Home.