Laugh Every Day As Much As You

I Call Myself A 'domestic Goddess.

I Think I Should Be Here Alone To Rethink The World, I Do. I Want These Lesser Humans Gone.

Women Complain About Pms, But I Think Of It As The Only Time Of The Month When I Can Be Myself.

You May Marry The Man Of Your Dreams, Ladies, But Fourteen Years Later You're Married To A Couch That Burps.

Women Should Try To Increase Their Size Rather Than Decrease It, Because I Believe The Bigger We Are, The More Space We'll Take Up, And The More We'll Have To Be Reckoned With.