Knowing Comedy Is Knowing Human Nature.

Cheap Liquor Is A Magic Potion That Can Turn You Into A Puppet Cowboy Before It Kills You.

I've Gotten Very Cynical And Kind Of Anhedonic About All The Things I Have To Do To Get To Do Comedy: All The Travel, Hotels, And Airports.

Meal Isn't Over When I'm Full. Meal's Over When I Hate Myself.

I'm So Beyond Genre, Drama, Comedies, I Just Want To Do Really Good, Interesting Projects.

I've Had Some Pretty Good Arguments With People, But I've Never Regretted It. I've Had People Come Up Where It's All Emotion And No Fact. That's Always Sad.