Just Like Becoming An Expert In Wine,

Always Remember: If You're Alone In The Kitchen And You Drop The Lamb, You Can Always Just Pick It Up. Who's Going To Know?

Anything That Says 'healthy' I Say Away From... Giving Up Butter, For Instance, Means That In About Two Years You Will Be Covered In Dandruff.

People Liked To Eat Veal Until They Saw Pictures Of These Darling Little Animals With Brown Eyes. Veal Calves Been Raised The Same Way For Centuries.

Some Children Like To Make Castles Out Of Their Rice Pudding, Or Faces With Raisins For Eyes. It Is Forbidden -- So Sternly That, When They Grow Up, They Take A Horrid Revenge By Dying Meringues Pale Blue Or Baking Birthday Cakes In The Form Of Horseshoes Or Lyres Or Whatnot.

As We Say In The American Institute Of Wine And Food, Small Helpings, No Seconds. A Little Bit Of Everything. No Snacking. And Have A Good Time.