Just For The Record, The Weather Today

My First Time I Jacked Off, I Thought I'd Invented It. I Looked Down At My Sloppy Handful Of Junk And Thought, This Is Going To Make Me Rich.

I Write Because It's A Way Of Presenting Something Without Having To Be There.

They Should Let Some People Into The Library By Prescription Only

Just For The Record, How I Feel Right Now Is Very Terrific.

Proof That No Investment Is Yours Forever.