Just Don't Take Any Class Where You

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.

My One Regret In Life Is That I Am Not Someone Else.

I Don't Believe In The After Life, Although I Am Bringing A Change Of Underwear.

My Parents Were Very Old World. They Come From Brooklyn, Which Is The Heart Of The Old World. Their Values In Life Are God And Carpeting.

I've Often Felt That Life Is A Hard Deal And It's Unrelentingly Tragic And An Uphill Fight.