Jealousy Is One Of Love's Parasites.

Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay For Her Board At Some Good Hotel.

Seneca Devoted Much Of His Time To Writing Essays In Praise Of Poverty, And In Lending Money At Usurious Rates.

I Don't Care How Much A Man Talks, If He Only Says It In A Few Words.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

A Man Running For Office Puts Me In Mind Of A Dog That's Lost-he Smells Everybody He Meets, And Wags Himself All Over.