Be Kind To Your Mother-in-law, But Pay

The Best Way To Convince A Fool That He Is Wrong Is To Let Him Have His Own Way.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Rumor Is Like Bees; The More You Fight Them The More You Don't Get Rid Of Them.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.