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It Seems That A Lot Of People, Who Haven't Known Of Me As A Pianist, Think I've Just Started Off As A Comedian. And So For Them The Piano Was Something Extra. But, Of Course, Playing The Piano Was Something That Came Before All Of What's Happened Now.

Not Everyone Who Drinks Is A Poet. Some Of Us Drink Because We're Not Poets.

The Best Car Safety Device Is A Rear-view Mirror With A Cop In It.

I Wish I Had A Dime For Every Dime I Have.

I Can Hear The Music All Around Me.