It Was Really Shocking To Me That

I Liked Myself Much More Before I Got Famous. I Was Much Friendlier And Had More Energy.

I Was Weirdly Obsessed With Music Until I Was 11, And Then I Turned Into A Nerd.

There's Time Limits On How Long People's Attention Spans Will Work. There's Six Weeks In Each Territory That You're Really Famous, Then You, Thank God, Disappear Again.

It Was Really Shocking To Me That When I Was Dating A Dude I Could Get Married And My Taxes Were 8 Grand Less, Blah Blah Blah.

When I Was 10, My Parents Really Valued Success In The Arts, And I Thought If I Was A Famous 'something Artistic,' That They Would Love Me More.