It Upsets Women To Be, Or Not

Naturally, The Neurotic Wants You To Love Him Twice As Much, For He's Going To Cut It In Half Anyway.

Hot Dogs Always Seem Better Out Than At Home; So Do French-fried Potatoes; So Do Your Children.

So Long As God Reveals Himself, Or Doesn't, He Is Behaving Like God.

When Suffering Comes, We Yearn For Some Sign From God, Forgetting We Have Just Had One.

The Know-nothings Are, Unfortunately, Seldom The Do-nothings.