It Sounds Like Something From A Woody

The One True Friend I Thought I'd Found, Tonight The Bottle Let Me Down.

There's One Thing I Never Did Do, And That Was Stink.

I've Got One Young Family By The First Wife, With Four Children.

It Makes My Wife Mad, You Know, She Wants Me To Stay Home All The Time. But Its What I've Done All My Life And I Think When I Quit Doing It I'll Probably Go Away Pretty Quick.

Everybody Likes Johnny Cash. I Think The Sad Part Of It Is His Health Is Givin' Him Problems.