Everybody Likes Johnny Cash. I Think The

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

I Enjoy The Videos With The Sound Off, Where You Can Look At The Belly Buttons And Everything. Really Some Pretty Girls, But I Don't Know About The Music.

My Second Wife Bonnie Owens And I Worked Together After We Divorced For A Period Of Maybe 20 Years. And I Managed To Stay Friends With Another Wife. And Then There's One That I Don't Mess With. Everybody's Got One Of Those.

It's A Long Way From Graceland Across Jordan To The Promised Land, But Jesus Finally Came To Lead Him Home.

I'll Tell You What The Public Likes More Than Anything, It's The Most Rare Commodity In The World - Honesty.