It's Very Hard To Write A Song

I Was Always The Sexy Bass Player In The Background While Robin Stood Centre. Barry And I Played It Up A Bit, Gave 'em A Bit Of Thigh.

They Don't Bother Too Much With The Balance And Things On Blues Records.

Elton Wanted A Garden. They Were Building All Afternoon While We Were Rehearsing. And Then They Built A Fountain For Elton. And He Said, I Was Only Joking!

No One Knew Me Until I Met My Wife Lulu. Lulu's Mother Used To Ask, Which One Is Maurice? For Six Months She Thought Lulu Was Dating Barry.

We Worked For 11 Years To Get Where We Are Today, And I Want To Take Our Work Seriously So That Later On I'll Be Able To Appreciate The Money We've Made.