I Was Always The Sexy Bass Player

It's Very Hard To Write A Song Alone. It's Only By Jamming That You Can Get A Song Together.

As An Alcoholic, You Have No Appreciation For Your Wife Or Your Children's Feelings, But I'm Making Up For That Now. I'm Winning My Children's Trust Back.

I'm Not A Big Blues Fan, But I Don't Know Anyone Who Doesn't Dig B.b. King.

So Many Groups Fail Because They Spend All Their Time In The Clubs. Work Pours In And They Can't Handle It Because Of Late-night Drinking.

I Write The Music Because I Can't Really Write Lyrics. But I Can Write Chords Like Robin's Never Heard Of. So I Provide The Music For Them To Add The Lyrics To.