It's Very Easy For Me To Play

I Would Love To Play Simon Cowell In A Movie - Heck, I Would Love It. It Would Be My Dream Role.

We All Know The Moon Isn't Made Out Of Green Cheese...but If It Was Made Out Of Barbeque Spare Ribs Would You Eat It?

I'm Professional, I'm Allowed To Say This. I Let Him Lick My Balls. So, That's What You Need To Get Close With Your Animal.

I Just Had Some Of The Same Journalists That Panned Electric Circus At The Time, They Just Listened To Universal Mind Control And They Loved It. And Then They Went Back To Tell Me That Electric Circus, If It Came Out At Today, It Would've Had A Different Reception. One Of Them Told Me, "hey, Man. You Need To Bring It Out Again." And I Said, "hey, It's Cool. It Is What It Is."

If You Ain't First, You're Last!