Everyone I Know Who Skis Is Dead.

You Know, When I'm Looking At These '08 Yachts That Are For Sale, I Think "i Could Have Just Walked In With A Briefcase Of Cash And Put It On The Table And Walked Out With A Yacht."

Molly Shannon And I Used To Always Talk About That We Really Felt Strongly That We Were Comedic Actors, That We Weren't Comedians. You Just Played Things Real And The Comedy Came Out Of The Context.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.

My Wife And I Always Enjoy Going For A Jog.

If You Ain't First, You're Last!