It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

I'm Taking Viagra And Drinking Prune Juice. I Don't Know If I'm Coming Or Going.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

I Asked My Wife, 'is There Somebody Else?' She Said, 'there Must Be.'

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.